600 club!
I would like to start off by thanking our facebook following. 600 ass clown plateau has been achieved. I know this is a small number compared to Funny Fuckin bitches have over 10K in just a half of a year. They are 8 bitches on one page. We only have me and Lea Ann with silent Lawson. My gratitude to FFB and Just for Grins has been mentioned in articles I’ve written in the past. Look it up. They have sent a bunch of people our way. The Roboch sisters always contribute a shit ton and so does Mr. Smith. Abu gets in from time to time. When you FB’ers see me or Lea Ann type Rack him (or her) on your funny post that means we want you to put it on our fb fan page. We love to put that shit right here on the blog. We also have a vlog.
What we would like to do with that vlog is simple…we want video responses. We want true Ass clown inspiration. So if you have a you tube channel please let us know and we will be happy to feature it here, twitter and on FB.
Again, I’d like to thank you on behalf of Lea Ann and myself. Lawson too. We love the community that has been created here and think all of you are just as fucked up as we are. Feel free to tell your friends.
Share the laughter my friends. If the Myans are correct we just have a wee bit of time to laugh our ass off. Let’s get to it.
Suck it!
Trailer Park Ass Clowns!
I know that I’ve featured these guys in the past. I also know a lot of my newer ass clown fans are too lazy to archive this site. So I will now do my version of a re run.
I’d like to thank all the new members on the FaceBook Fan Page. We have over one hundred newbies this week and I am grateful. Now that you are here please put all your dumb, crazy shit on our fan page or else.
Now roll it!
He’s the coolest Ass Clown ever to live in a car and raise his own cabbage!!! Now fuck Giraffes!
Only watch the above video if you are retarded or you have 20 minutes to kill. Where the hell are my fucking chicken fingers!!! I do not want to go back to jail!!!
Suck it!
A Great Year @ League Of Ass Clowns HQ
Wow! We’ve had one hell of a week getting new members. First shout out to the Bitches at Funny F*cken Bitches and the Grin Gods at Just For Grins. We are amazed at their love and funny contributions through out the day. FFB has had a sky rocketing following. So, if you haven’t “liked” either one…get the hell on it.
Second topic. It’s Honey Badger Week! This guy has inspired us all to simply not give a fuck! We all need to drink two extra beers a night to celebrate this viral vermin. This narrative is a classic. I like this video almost as much as the weirdos that did the David Blaine vids. Contributions are always appreciated on our fan page and thanks everyone for making Honey Badger Day one of our greatest.
Next up…Here are this weeks headlines…
I stole this from Kurt this week!
Big Bad Bill From Chicago !!!
Stole this from Heather who stole it from Angela
Lea Ann our "Queen" got us all hot and Bothered!
You Ass Clowns once again got crazy on our T-shirt Hell Link. Still none of you are brave enough to sport the gear. Buy it you bastards it’s how we fund this site. So, I’m going to start wearing the gear on my vlogs here and on JimEJ.com.
Our Queen of Ass clowndome and fitness has a great site. We all need to be healthy!!! Check out her page and get out of the flabba land and into a sexy ass clown physique. Click
Thanks again everyone. If you have a blog or want to let us know. James (that would be me) installs them at no charge. Thanks again for the great week. Keep the funny shit coming!
Suck it!
Don’t Pass Out Ya Ass Clown
Good day my fellow Ass Clowns. I was dropping by once again to erase the mega ton of spam in the ol in box. I said to my self, “Self, you should show your audience this page that you discovered today!” THIS PAGE
Now some of you AC’s will not click that link so I will go ahead and upload my discoveries!! Help us come up with good captions. Feel Free to comment. It would be nice to read something other than the same “a;sjfa;sjfk;lasjf;aj” spam I get daily.
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Tampon face!!!
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My Favorite!!!
Really duct tape guy and urinal guy must of been the hardest to pull off. Vote ass clowns. We will put the winner as our FB pic for one week. Choose wisely!
Love you and Suck it!
Ugg Boots
Ok. If the Robot spam guy is reading this…Stop fucking spamming me with the Ugg boots!! That doesn’t mean I want corduroy pants guy to start spamming in your place. Every freaking day!!!! Ugg boots this and ugg boots that. This is the league of ass clowns stupid robot!
The Viagra bot doesn’t even crash my site that much. I swear to all that is holy if you spam me again I will send a virus to your fucking mother! Stupid fucktard spammming cock drizzle!
Oh, hey. I like this shirt!
Santatize Your Pottie Ass Clowns
Ho Ho Ho! It’s Christmas and Kwanzaa time fools! We have been asleep at the wheel as pertains to our blogging here on the ol League page! The fan page on FB is alive and kicking thanks to you adoring people out there. Joey, Rory and Kendra have been hard at it out there! Billy Smith hasn’t been around much so get with the program Big Bad Billy or you will be known as Sweet William!
Tonight I had the unenviable task of deleting all of our spam! Oh My Freaking God!!! It took 35 minutes just to delete it all! 74 pages of spam. My queen Lea Ann has to do it next time. 
The other day on the FB page Lea Ann featured her dream bathroom set! It had all of us laughing. So I now present your opportunity to not only own this “priced to sell” item. But to also help fund our existence on this site. I will feature the banner right freaking here:
Click that commode and buy this 12 dollar deal and we get like 74 cents. That shit will add up!
Speaking of advertising you ass clowns have clicked the t-shirt hell banner and clicked on over 4000 tshirts. We also have noticed that none were purchased. Too much? That’s ok I have gone to Spencer’s so you can buy your off color stuff there. I realize that wearing a slavery shirt may be a little over the top LOL.
I also invite you peeps to blog here. Simply email us your stuff and we will post it here giving you full credit. So, don’t be shy!
If you check our pics on FB you will see that our queen is a fan of underoos. So, to help you guys out I have featured some superhero pj’s on the right side banner! Get your swerve on in that get up…. YUH!
Lea Ann will be starting her own personal blog soon. I can not wait!!!! Right now she’s got a fitness one that is in the top banner display so click it and check her out! My new blog is over at JimEJ.com
Right now I’m at a freaking McDonalds next to this assclown who is sleeping. I’m going to attempt to youtube this. Hold on.
Oh my God that is some funny shit!
Ass Clown Revenge!
Today while par oozing around the web I found this link. It was on FB and I noticed that my sister and my AC Queen both had shared the link. That’s cool because they don’t even know each other. It’s an article written by Michael Kindt . His Tumblr page is pretty awesome. Click his name to go check it out.
The following are my favorite revenge photo’s by ass clowns like us!!!
She cheated and he got her back...literally!
Love this one!
Realestate signs work!!!
Well that’s enough for now. If you have any funny stuff like this hit us on Facebook or email us at admin@leagueofassclowns.com
Suck it!
To Billy Jones!
Jim here. What a great week on the fan page. We hooked up with a group called Funny F*cken Bitches. They put out a challenge to their 2500 members (which is incredible since they’ve only been around a couple of weeks) to “like” our FB page.
So, a quick shout out to them as they are just as passionate about lightening the world up with humor. Fucking awesome.
Here are the pics I lifted for Billly!
Thanks for dropping by ass clowns and suck it!
Hey You Zany Ass Clowns
Have a funny pic like this. This is my queen LA of course. Lately the email box has been a bit barren. We depend on you Ass Clowns to keep us fresh and on our toes.
I will be vlogging again soon. I lost inspiration. Thanks to a bunch of hilarity surrounding my life I have been reinvigorated!! Whoo hoo!! I also have a special surprise for the queen coming soon.
I haven’t set up a twitter account for us yet but for the time being you can follow us at http://twitter.com/jameskasel I would love to follow you back. Especially if you are deranged.
Again feel free to email us any video links or pics and even stories. We will give you credit unless you want to be anonymous. (thank God for spell check on that last word) If you have any musical request for the Vista Box let us know. By the way…thanks to everyone who contributed to the music player!! I listen to it all the time 
admin@leagueofassclowns.com
Again, you can reach us at http://facebook.com/leagueofassclowns, http://twitter.com/jameskasel and of course email us @ admin@leagueofassclowns.com
This is James signing off for the night. I love you all and suck it.
Holy Voice Over Bat Clown
Just found this!!! I am dedicating it to our Super Hero Andie Girl!!!!
Please enjoy the following video and suck it.
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